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Throw Enough Shit, Some Of It Sticks

by B-Side Boy

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Throw Enough Shit, Some Of It Sticks 01:19
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Throw Enough Shit, Some of It Sticks Throw enough shit, some of it sticks Some of it sticks to you If I throw enough shit, some of it sticks Some of it sticks to you I’m not a monkey in a zoo Not gonna throw real shit at you I’m not a monkey in a zoo Not gonna throw real shit at you Throw enough shit, some of it slides Some of it slides away If I throw enough shit, some of it slides Some of it slides away Why don’t you ever wanna see it my way? Hear it my way, feel it my way? Why don’t you ever wanna see it my way? Hear it my way, feel it my way? Throw enough shit, some of it stinks Stinks to the high heavens If I throw enough shit, some of it stinks Some of it stinks real bad I’m not a monkey in a zoo Not gonna throw real shit at you I’m not a monkey in a zoo Not gonna throw real shit at you Throw enough shit, some of it sticks Some of it sticks to you If I throw enough shit, some of it sticks Some of it sticks to you
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You're Just As Weird As Me 02:00
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You’re Just As Weird As Me I’ve got a lot in my head Most of it goes completely unsaid Does it make any sense? (Sure does to me) Does it really matter? (Damn right it doesn’t) Well there’s something you should know I saw you laughing again It must have been something that I said Will you lose any sleep? (Not that we’re aware) Well never mind (Yeah never mind) But there is something you should know No wonder I’m so self conscious For the umpteenth time you’ve misread my words You could call me strange to some degree But let me tell you you are just as weird as me I’ve got a lot on my plate Some of it doesn’t make me feel great But can I forget? (Well you can try) Already have (Think of something else) There is something you should know No wonder I’m so self conscious For the umpteenth time you’ve misread my words You could call me strange to some degree But let me tell you you are just as weird as me
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Begging For Broken Bones 03:11
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Begging For Broken Bones It’s nice to see you in the morning But dear you kept me up all night Begging and a pleading ain’t my default style I am so close I almost taste your smile Look who’s come crawling out the woodwork It’s only my sense of adventure Pointing like an arrow at your body tonight Climbing up the ladder of your tights Deep conversations – volcanic flirtations Deep conversations – volcanic flirtations You like the rough stuff you’re begging for broken bones Greedy for seconds you can’t leave me alone Don’t want you to feel I’m being ungrateful Or that I may have had enough Begging and a pleading to get back on top Lady I don’t think you ever want to stop Mind in the gutter – melt you like butter Mind in the gutter – melt you like butter Ain’t you too proud to get down on your knees? You’re never too old to sail the seven sleaze
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No Is The New Yes 02:56
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No Is the New Yes No one laughs in the morning At least that’s what she told me Maybe they are scared Maybe they can’t bear the attention So alone I’m thinking of building something special But nothing specific springs to mind I have vague memories of rapture I’m sure I used to care I’m sure I used to care far too much To much to bear So what is this ghost creeping into my soul? If this is progression maybe that’s why I feel so old Everyone is secretly sad Does that seem fair to say? Deep down you know Deep down there’s nowhere else left to go That you know of I’m losing my already tenuous grip (Oh no hold on a little tighter!) The law of sod states I will soon slip This isn’t reality it’s just a trip
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Watching Flowers 03:37
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Watching Flowers Sit here watching flowers Out of harms way This is an observer’s refrain, It isn’t mine to lose Which makes me a winner today And what a day to win! But it’s all just weeds Complacent to the end Through no great fault of their own They flicker and moan Don’t expect any virtue I contemplate the distance I know it is through Don’t make no kind of mindful horizon, Not an ounce of cloud Which makes me discover myself No more identity struggles Cut from the same stone Got lost along the way Through no great fault of their own They fester and bleed us naked What kind of flower are you? What kind of flower are you?
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D-Meaning 02:07
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D-Meaning Surrender your meaning to me Surrender your meaning to me Surrender the ghost of animosity, Make sure I’m out of the way Make sure I’m out of the way Make an attempt to appear unafraid Cleaning up the mess I didn’t make Sometimes I’m good like that I want to say something quite complicated It’s an old idea – I’ve had it carbon dated But I don’t have the words on my side anymore Remember your feelings for me Remember your feelings for me Remember the art of possibility
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Frown Away 02:29
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Frown Away Frown away like you don’t know what to do While I’m away you may question what you knew Ah ah ah… Frown away in an awkward state of mind You’ve had your say I’ll make sure that I’ll have mine Ah ah ah… Many times you brought me to My proverbial knees in the morning dew Maybe I could satisfy you And your curiosity too Crack the egg liberate what is inside Pull my leg make me regret my foolish pride Ah ah ah… Frown away have you forgotten how to smile? To my dismay I cannot find it in your file Ah ah ah…
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Three Minute Pop Song 03:37
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Three Minute Pop Song If my impression of you ain’t necessarily true Please forgive me There is a lot on my plate and most of it I hate It’s below me Could be I know something you don’t know A penance I owed a long time ago Well maybe I am no solution I am part of the problem Why are you so stuck on a fence – ‘cause you can’t find the heart to agree? With anything I say My obsession with you is a very dangerous brew It is potent I’m quite hung-over today so I can’t possibly play I’m too sleepy Could be I know something you don’t know A penance I owed a long time ago Well maybe I am no solution I am part of the problem Why are you so unwilling to see the endless possibilities? Why are you so stuck on a fence – ‘cause you can’t find the heart to agree? With anything I say With anything I say With anything I say With anything I say
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Ripe For Ridicule 04:22
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Ripe For Ridicule All this whispering All this ignorance You’re ripe for ridicule Poised for disappointment All this whispering All this ignorance You’re ripe for ridicule Poised for disappointment Fill your head with what I said Make your bed till you are dead All these creases Pointless speeches You’re ripe for ridicule Poised for disappointment All these creases Pointless speeches You’re ripe for ridicule Poised for disappointment Fill your head with what I said Make your bed till you are dead
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The Way It Is 03:59
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The Way It Is By turning a blind eye I show I care In changing my mind I’m never always fair But that’s the way it is and the sooner you accept it The sooner you accept it the better I turn on my heel after a brief stop To make anyone watching think that I’ve gave up But I’ve got better things to do than sit and worry The less I sit and worry the better Now how have I made you feel? A wound that time and distance couldn’t hope to heal Outside influences matter Could be a pool of doubt or a pool of passion And when your black heart doesn’t need them anymore You can pine away – you can pine away In showing emotion I give you guns For your ever growing pile of ammunition But that’s the way it is I can’t help it if I’m human Help it if I’m human – nor can you
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Music Of My Mind 02:13
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Music of My Mind I don’t need looking after It hurts me when you laugh You’re just like a seagull Only twenty times more daft Though I miss your squiggly lines I do not miss your frown These things are not learned I believe they’re handed down When I get round to it I give it all I’ve got Once I have found the most Appropriate time slot It doesn’t matter how the Planets are aligned I’ll fill the silence with the music of my mind Mind Mind Here comes the darkness See them flee as it descends Life made more difficult When you can’t see your friends Too late you hesitated Now you’re left behind Nothing to console you but the music of my mind Mind Mind
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Bigmuff 01:43
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Bigmuff Ain’t if funny that you’re Pulling focus away from me I find it strange that Nobody noticed the strain decreased Make a wish and I fight to keep it From interference Would you be similarly fazed If I changed my appearance? I think I’ll draw a line Thicker than swan shit And then I’ll blur out All the interesting bits Got no money and I’ve got no focus Of which to speak Confidence is a complex concept I’ve missed my peak Don’t wanna toe the line I’ll most likely fall No submission You can’t make me crawl
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The Other Side Of The Summer 03:40
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The Other Side of the Summer I’ll see you on the other side of the summer We can swap some interesting tales And if nothing happened we could make up something Let our imagination tip the scales What’d you say – uh-huh! It’s easy to see you as an addiction And we all know how hard they are to kick A simple feeling stretched to extremes You could be the rose without the prick Shadows lengthening the dark Reach out for me like open arms It’s such a cold embrace I’ll see you on the other side of the summer It isn’t quite as far as it seems I pray that someone else can save you I can’t always be first on the scene
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Cobwebs 02:36
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Cobwebs Still fighting sleep tonight I sink low low low Stalagmite or stalactite – I don’t know Who put the cob in cobweb? Who put the god in faith? I’ve lost my appetite In an odd odd mood Not a single word uttered – is that rude? About as gold as a goldfish About as wild as a thing Still I wake from paradise To a storm Failed attempts at hello have become the norm Who put the fail in failure? It gives me a sore head

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This is the second B-Side Boy album and it's fair to say it makes the first one look like a hobo!

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released May 24, 2015

Written, Performed & Produced by B-Side Boy
Recorded between March - May 2015 at the Canteen, Clydebank and Dixon Street Studios, Glasgow

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Good old fashioned homemade Rock music made primarily because I have to or my brain will explode. I have gone by many names over the years and most of them can be found here in one handy location.

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