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Vinyl Schminyl

from Stare by Anna Secret Poet

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lyrics

'Vinyl Schminyl'


This song is not going to be vinyl
Your turntable this will not grace
It’s not 7 or 10 or 12 inches in diameter
Or the size of a schoolboy’s face,
This song refuses to become a record
It will not play at 33 and a third (rpm)
The crackle, the warm hiss will simply not exist
It’s a kind of hipster revenge

I’m not going to put this out on L.P.
Your stylus will not hit this groove
You won’t have to turn it over when the side is done
So you’ll be glad to know you won’t have to move,
Although I may regret this decision
I’m prone to contradictory rants
So don’t assume that I intend to take it too far
And blow up all the pressing plants

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from Stare, released May 6, 2019
Anna; Guitars, Snare, Bass, Voice, Crackles, Low Down Dirty Mouth Trumpet

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Chairman Cow Glasgow, UK

Good old fashioned homemade Rock music made primarily because I have to or my brain will explode. I have gone by many names over the years and most of them can be found here in one handy location.

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