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I Am Not A Monster

from Stare by Anna Secret Poet

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'I Am Not A Monster!'


I’d make a rubbish zombie – I can run pretty fast
Unlike the undead of the recent past
I wouldn’t like the taste of human flesh
I’d rather have a peaceful death,
That is to say I don’t want to stalk the earth
With a bunch of my cadaver chums
Heralding the inevitable apocalypse
Where there are no lucky ones

I’d make a rubbish vampire cos I like sunshine
Although I don’t like garlic but I do drink wine
The taste of blood is boggin’ I hasten to add
Do I look like my name is Vlad?!?
I don’t really want to bite a neck
Or sleep in a coffin all day
Besides I am slightly claustrophobic
And it would render me easy to slay

I am not a monster!
This is a confessional
Kindly leave the monstering
To the hardened professionals

I’d make a shit werewolf – I’m not a canine fan
There aren’t a lot of benefits in being the Wolf Man
Though sharing a shower with Jenny Agutter…
Excuse me while I pick my mind from the gutter!
The howling at the moon I could do without
And all that body hair
The transformation part doesn’t sell it either
It looks bloody sair!

I am not a monster!
This is a confessional
Kindly leave the monstering
To the hardened professionals

I’d make a rubbish zombie and I’ll tell you why
I can never be the apple of Romero’s eye
He’s probably a zombie now ‘cause he is dead
With worms coming out of his head

I am not a monster (repeat ad nauseum)

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from Stare, released May 6, 2019
Anna; Drums, Guitars, Bass, Voices

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Good old fashioned homemade Rock music made primarily because I have to or my brain will explode. I have gone by many names over the years and most of them can be found here in one handy location.

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