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Bonus Sausage


Oh canteen lady you’re so good
Oh canteen lady when I need food
Oh canteen lady I must pay you homage
For you always give me an extra sausage

I count my sausages one two three
I look at you – you look at me
I count my sausages one two three
As I only get two normally
Oh oh oooh!

Oh canteen lady I’m just a man
There’s many things I don’t understand
Like measurements, weights, centimetres and feet
And why I keep on coming back for your processed meat

I count my sausages un deux trios
Then you ask me if I want butter with that
I count my sausages crisp and brown
Before I smother them with ketchup and I gobble them down
Oh oh oooh!

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from Chairman Cow's Mind Palace, released February 9, 2014
Chairman Cow; bass, electric guitars, voices, drum programing, casio vl-tone

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Chairman Cow Glasgow, UK

Good old fashioned homemade Rock music made primarily because I have to or my brain will explode. I have gone by many names over the years and most of them can be found here in one handy location.

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